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To: Elwood P. Dowd who wrote (38207)12/2/1998 2:45:00 PM
From: rupert1  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 97611
 
El: Peter Jennings is from "ODOWAH" (ottawa). McVictor



To: Elwood P. Dowd who wrote (38207)12/2/1998 2:57:00 PM
From: rupert1  Respond to of 97611
 
Elwood: In Scotland a house is a "hoose" and a mouse a "moose".

When a Canadian returned to his native Glasgow and was telling his family what life was like in Canada, he mentioned the wildlife and the hunting. When asked by his Scottish Dad what he hunted he said, "moose".

Incredulously, his Dad said, "How do you hunt a moose?"

With a high-powered rifle and telescopic sights", the proud Canadian said.

"Ye cruel bastard", his Dad said, "Fancy hunting a wee moose with a rifle."

"Wee nothing," the son said " you should see them Dad, 7 feet high with horns about 4 feet wide........"

You can finish it off, Elweood, try to make use of the "house" and "hoose". You have ten minutes. Credits will be given for neatness.

Victorrrr