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To: Gordon Quickstad who wrote (978)	12/3/1998 11:39:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Respond to of 2733

Thinking I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust". I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company:" I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . A Good Doctor. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? I thought about being rich and it dosen't mean so much Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac. If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight? Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from:" I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.