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To: DuGen who wrote (813)	12/4/1998 9:04:00 AM
From: ghostme	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1622

DuGen, If you want to seal your fate: How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't, there's a clock on the oven! Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs. Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. How many women does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt > her. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...wedding cake. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.