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To: DuGen who wrote (815)12/4/1998 9:23:00 AM
From: ghostme  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1622
 
DuGen,

Pass at your own risk!

Of course not a single joke was directed at any women I know or will meet in the future.

Jeff



To: DuGen who wrote (815)12/4/1998 12:28:00 PM
From: David L. Dennis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1622
 
While your on the subject I was sent this and thought it was cute;

This quite wealthy couple were enjoying a fine meal at a very nice
restaurant
when a gorgeous blonde walked up to the husband, kissed him on the
cheek,
said, "Hi, Fred.", and walked away.

The guy's wife said, "Who the hell was that?"

And he said, "Well, if you must know, that was my mistress."

"Your mistress?!" she exclaimed.

"Yes," he said calmly, "that was my mistress."

"Fine!", she huffed. "I want a divorce!"

So he says, "Let me see if I have this right. You want to give up that
beautiful home we live in, not to mention our vacation home on the
coast. You
want to give up the new Mercedes you drive each year. You want to give
up all
the furs, the jewelry, the credit cards and the lavish lifestyle you
now
enjoy. Is that correct?"

She spoke not a word for about 10 minutes and then noticed someone else
at the
restaurant whom she recognized. She asked, "Is that Don Smith over
there?"

"Why, yes, it is.", he replied.

"Well, who's that with him?", she asked.

"That's Don's mistress.", her husband replied.

"Mmmm," she mused, "ours is cuter."