To: sea_biscuit who wrote (17305 ) 12/4/1998 6:53:00 PM From: RJC2006 Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 67261
<<< In fact, I might even like the idea of letting people have children only after they qualify for it...>>>>Winston...I see you.... Gee why am I not surprised that you would want people to qualify for child bearing. Dipy's Questionnaire for Child Bearing Approval #1- Ted Kennedy is a)a big fat pig b)a drunk c)champion of the poor. #2- True or False. It is impossible that Barney Frank could have known a prostitution ring was running out of his house. #3- Bill Clinton is a) a liar b) an adulterer c) the greatest President of the 20th century #4- If you encounter a conservative publication that you consider isn't tolerant you should a)ignore it, everyone has a right to their opinion b)choose not to read it c)gather up all the copies and burn them. #5- Discrimination based on someone's race or sex is a)a scam to get votes b)Affirmative Action c)stuff only Republicans do #6- If someone disagrees with a liberal Democrat they are a)more logically grounded b)more well informed c)a racist #7- Your political party affiliation is a)Republican b)Democrat c)American Communist #8- Clarence Thomas is a)an Uncle Tom b)an Oreo c)both a and b #9- Al Gore is a)a tree b)hopeful c)the greatest vice president in the history of the United States. #10- Ken Starr is a)a law scholar b)an independent counsel c)actually a demon sent by Lucifer to unseat the greatest President ever to grace the White House. If you answer "C" to questions 1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, and True to question 2 then congratulations! You qualify to have children. "B" is also acceptable for question 7 as B & C are actually two of the same thing.