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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Edwarda who wrote (3602)12/12/1998 8:48:00 PM
From: Hubert Few  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6545
 
Gorillas in the Amazonian Mist....a parody by Dnja Lovitt

I think that I shall never be, a pet as lovely as a tree
When playing with a well-tuned carb
in grease stained saturday roughnik garb
I love my ratchet,
it clicks so hard a cat can't scratch it

Thus impaled by hormones blight
I click my ratchet through the night
when blighted sunlight sleep invades,
I toss the cover, pull the shades
I fall asleep in dreaming bliss
and click my rachet just like this.....click.....click.....click

(end)

Well, that was easy! I guess we are all latent poets and pud-whackers when you think about it. The two seem to go "mano y mano". Little buds with their eyes all aglow, dreaming of corvettes, diversified portfolios, and pud-whacking.

Expand your paradigm....whack a pud today!