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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (855)12/8/1998 6:57:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1568
 
Dear TD

For all those 49er fans

 Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of
the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "Young Forty Niners' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were." said
the reporter and starts again. "Little Oakland Raiders' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or
Raiders. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

CPT Dave