To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1854 ) 12/9/1998 9:57:00 PM From: Alan Whirlwind Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1911
Pinky's Yuletide Tailing Box... Good GOP, rejoice, Clinton's defense is noise; Give no plead for censure "yea": News! News! Articles drawn up today: Impeachment is before us, WOW! And things could not get stranger now. Slick Willie is history! He is History! The following are popular Holiday songs or their famous first lines. With the help of Noah Webster, I have paraphrased them. Can you figure them out? 1. Sauntering within a marvelous frozen terra. 2. Adams Family's cousin arrived in the middle of a fair skied night. 3. Oh miniscule hamlet north of the Red Sea. 4. Emerald threaded upper limb cover. 5. During the time that custodians of horned rumminant mammals observed such after dark. 6. I espied my matronly procreator applying oral cavity contact with a vermillion accoutered gentleman. 7. At some distant point enclosed by a trough. 8. Have a spiny margined, green flat structured, mirthful 12 days up to Epiphany. 9. Make haste to proclaim such from elongated ridges of substantial elevation. 10. Deciduous seeds desiccating over an uncontained conflagration. 11. Embellish all entranceways with evergreen wreaths. 12. Jingle jangle mirthfully upstairs. 13. It's starting to appear to an immense degree Noel. 14. Hither we arrive minstreling. 15. Through auditory stimulation we encountered messengers from above the firmament. Here are 5 more not mine but that someone passed on to me: 1. Icy frozen precipitation guy. 2. Precious metal ding dongs. 3. Alphonse the crimson probiscused Karibou. 4. Allow precipitaion! Allow precipitation! Allow precipitation! 5. I'm imagining a pale Noel. ¶¶¶ Yuletide at POGton Place... I say Jeeves, the mannequin carolers you set in the bay window are a capital Holiday touch. Thank you Sir. Hmmm...which Christmas lyrics do you have them holding--no don't tell me...Silver Bells? No, their faces seem somewhat subdued--more Advent I'd say. Silent Night rather? Well, actually Sir, I haven't quite gotten around to copying actual lyrics for them. Indeed? Then what's the paper they're holding? I took the liberty of using the Bre-X certificates from on the mantle Sir. Good man. ¶¶¶