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To: Ilaine who wrote (15030)12/8/1998 11:24:00 AM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
I use the top of the sock, the part that goes under the pants. Only an idiot would use the foot part. Puh-leeze.



To: Ilaine who wrote (15030)12/8/1998 1:49:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
By they way, have you ever had any one spoon feed you? I mean as a grown-up?

There are some things here that need rectifying. People always think kids wind up with food all over their faces because: They aren't paying attention; are "being difficult"; don't care if they've stuff slopped all over them; aren't hungry; want something else; or are basically just slow learners.

Sure. That explains it all. All of these babies, everywhere.

I know a secret. Another bit of injustice in the world.

It's the spooners.

Don't believe me? Have someone try it. Find out who isn't paying attention. Find out who doesn't have the first clue about making it so you can get anything off of that spoon. Without getting it in your lap, or your beard, or hair.

Learn frustration. Learn intolerance. You're lucky you don't starve. Choke to death. At least as an adult you can talk; or yell; or spit back, or kick at them. But what do they do to babies? They get it all over them, continuously ~ corrosive crap and guck ~ and then drag it and bits of skin into their mouths like a floor drain. Scrape their soft baby cheeks with metal spoon edges. It's like hide-tanning.

And then they get them with the brillo-grinder washcloths! It's no wonder they're crying!

I know all about this, buddy.