To: James Harold Alton who wrote (12467 ) 12/8/1998 6:48:00 PM From: Parker Benchley Read Replies (4) | Respond to
To those new to DCTC, be careful, I am telling you, if you give it enough time, DCTC will eventually "Eat" up first the cash and then every one of the other stocks in your account. "Joy and beauty will fill your life if you buy DCTC. If you don't your foot will wither in 2 days." Then I weaseled a spot on public access cable, dressed up like a cocker spaniel and confessed to being a "barkless, not going on the papers, bitch-shorting bowser of DCTC" begging for forgiveness and I was now Long and Strong. When I started cold calling people out of an Arabic phone book (and I don't even read Arabic) from my parents my dad called the police, who called the SEC, who called the self help group Dummy Control Thy Crazies Now (DCTC-N) who sends a group of DCTC shareholders over to talk you down. They had to hit me with a large wad of certificates ( recently received) as I started ranting snotty remarks in either tongues or Zwebneristics. I finally calmed down after they stuck a DCTC 100 day moving average chart between my teeth. Now I need to go to the DCTC-N meetings until I feel more in control. "Hello, my name is George and I'm a...DCTC'er." Oh, the pride, the shame, the pride, the shame. (Gee, it's kind of like marriage.)DAMIEN!!!
