To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (588 ) 12/10/1998 5:48:00 PM From: StockDung Respond to of 122089
Not always Anthomy, here is Todays Humor post > "President Clinton's Testimony" > by Dr. Seuss > > > I did not do it in a car > I did not do it in a bar > I did not do it in the dark > I did not do it in the park > > I did not do it on a date > I did not ever fornicate > I did not do it at a dance > I did not do it in her pants > > I did not get beyond first base > I did not do it in her face > I never did it in a bed > If you think that, you've been misled > > I did not do it with a groan > I did not do it on the phone > I did not cause her dress to stain > I never boinked Saddam Hussein > > I did not do it with a whip > I never fondled Linda Tripp > I never acted really silly > With volunteers like Kathleen Willey > > There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher > I chased her 'round, but could not catch her > No kinky stuff, not on your life > I wouldn't, even with my wife > > And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes > Was paid for by my right-wing foes > And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers > Are just a bunch of party poopers > > I did not ask my friends to lie > I did not hang them out to dry > I did not do it last November > But if I did, I don't remember > > I did not do it in the hall > I could have, but I don't recall > I never did it in my study > I never did it with my dog, Buddy > > I never did it to Sox, the cat > I might have-once-with Arafat > I never did it in a hurry > I never groped Ms. Betty Currie > > There was no sex at Arlington > There was no sex on Air Force One > I might have copped a little feel > And then endeavored to conceal > > But never did these things so lewd > At least, not ever in the nude > These things to which I have confessed > They do not count, if we stayed dressed > > It never happened with cigar > I never dated Mrs. Starr > I did not know this little sin > Would be retold on CNN > > I broke some rules my Mama taught me > I tried to hide, but now you've caught me > But I implore, I do beseech > Do not condemn, do not impeach > > I might have got a little tail > But never, never did inhale.