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To: Emile Vidrine who wrote (26895)12/11/1998 2:14:00 AM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
RE: Jews and Bolsheviks -- wish someone logical and knowledgeable would check out these syllogisms

I think they might throw a lot of light on our lucubrations. Of course, someone might actually try a headcount of the Central Committee, the All-Russian Soviet of Workers and Soldiers Soviets, etc. There's still time.

1. Some Bolsheviks really were Jews
2. All real Jews believe in G*d
Therefore, Some Bolsheviks believed in G*d

1. Deniken protected all Jews
2. Some Jews were Bolsheviks
Therefore, Deniken protected some Bolsheviks, until some buttinsky beat him and he ran away.

1. All atheistic Jews were atheists, and some were Bolsheviks
2. No atheists are real Jews
3. Therefore, no atheistic Jews are real Jews.

1. Trotsky was an atheistic Jew and an old Bolshevik
2 Stalin killed every atheistic Jewish old Bolshevik he could
3. Stalin could easily kill Trotsky, the Founder of the Red Army.
4. Therefore he did

1. Stalin only killed people he believed were enemies of the State
2. Stalin killed all the atheistic Jewish old Bolsheviks he could
Therefore, Stalin (like Emile Vidrine [who did not attend Cambridge] and Winston Churchill [who did not even attend Oxford though he was the grandson of a Duke and the son of a syphilitic]) believed atheistic Jewish old Bolsheviks were enemies of the state.

1. Stalin was an orthodox seminarian and bank robber (but did not attend Oxford or MIT}.
2. Stalin killed all of the atheistic Jewish old Bolsheviks he could
Therefore, at least one orthodox bank robber killed the Founder of the Red Army.

1. Belloc* was a children's poet
2. who hoped it would be said
3. "His sins were scarlet, but his books were read."

* Hilaire (called Hilary) Belloc. It is not altogether clear what his scarlet sins were, even though his father was French. There is no convincing evidence of his actually being either a Nazi or a Soviet agent, nor even a child molester, although he was an Old Oxonian like Charles Lutwidge Dodgson and Bill Clinton (born Blythe) who also messed around with young girls and cleverly evaded military service where they themselves would have been exposed to who knows what kind of penetration. Amazingly, their residences did not overlap. It is not known what qualifies any of them as experts on Jewish penetration of the Bolshevik Revolution except that Clinton was said to be circumcised and to bend to the left and to prefer French from a nice Jewish girl to his wife (Hilary!) (though he was supposedly Romany in descent and related to the Queen of England (like everyone else)), while Dodson preferred imagining little offspring of Greek lexicographers falling down dirty holes. Ugh.