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To: treetopflier who wrote (1039)	12/16/1998 12:40:00 AM
From: Karin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Bumper Stickers Horn broken. Watch for finger. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? Rehab is for quitters. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. If you don't like the news, go out and make some. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Karin

To: treetopflier who wrote (1039)	12/16/1998 10:12:00 PM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

The Gift A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration,he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note : "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year ! I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night." All my love. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.