To: Machaon who wrote (19851 ) 12/15/1998 4:57:00 PM From: RJC2006 Respond to of 67261
<<<There's as much a chance of Churchill acquiring wisdom as there is the Republican's acquiring compassion and fair play. In other words: NONE!>>> Hello folks, Alex Trabec here with the Double Jeopardy round. We didn't get around to introducing our last challenger..."Robert Barry from Moscow, it says here that you're on the honor roll of the PeeWee Herman School of Political Science for your "hands on" experience. What can you tell us about that?" Robert Barry : "Uh well Alex that is a damnable accusation and an afront to the Constitution!" Alex : "Very well, lets move on to Double Jeopardy!" Robert Barry : "Alex, I'll take Movies for $100!" Alex : "And the answer is : "Sex, Lies and Videotapes" <BZZ> Robert Barry : "Uhh what is a movie with James Spader in it?" Alex : "Mmmm, sorry Robert....no, the answer is 'What should have President Clinton stayed away from while in office.'...sorry Robert...but you control the board." Robert Barry : "Uhh ok Alex, I'll take Song Titles for $200" Alex : "And the answer is "God Save the Queen". <BZZZ> Robert Barry : "Uhh, what is the national anthem of Great Britain?" Alex : "Sorry Robert, no the answer is "What is Barney Frank's favorite song!" Robert Barry : "Uhh ok Alex I'll take Song Titles for $500!" Alex : "And the answer is "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" <BZZ> Robert Barry : "Duhh...what is a famous beer hall song?" Alex : "Mmmm, sorry, wrong again Robert...no the answer is "What was Ted Kennedy seen salivating over after drinking all the scotch in Boston." Alex : "I'm sorry but it's time for our Final Jeopardy round...remember constestants you have 1 minute to record your answers....and the Final Jeopardy Answer is: "Monica Lewinsky, Buddy, Robert Barry" .........and let's skip to the end and see what Robert Barry's answer is: Robert you answered "Name a stalker, a really cool comedian from the 60's and me!" Alex : "No...sorry again Robert...the correct answer is: "Name a slut, a mutt and a nut...."