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To: Gersh Avery who wrote (8106)	12/16/1998 1:19:00 PM
From: James H. Irwin	Respond to of 62552

You'd better watch out You'd better not lie While you're under oath We're telling you why We will throw your ass out of town We know what you did You lied more than twice In your underwear they're gonna find lice We will throw your ass out of town You did it in the hallway To you it's no big deal You did it on your desk And down on the floor on top the seal You'd better watch out You'd better not lie While you're under oath We're telling you why We will throw your ass out of town Contrition you've found Because you've been caught By being a Scumbag trouble you bought We will throw your ass out of town You raised your hand and promised That you would tell the truth There's something in Lewinsky's mouth It was not a Baby Ruth You'd better watch out You'd better not lie While you're under oath We're telling you why We will throw you ass out of town

To: Gersh Avery who wrote (8106)	12/16/1998 1:20:00 PM
From: James H. Irwin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Christmas, Christmas time is near Time that you get out of here You've been bad but that's not new This time, Willy, you are through Now the House has done it's job Yes, we are an angry mob We can hardly stand the wait Please Senate, seal his fate Want a leader not a thug You are lower than a slug You're an evil SOB Like that awful Hillary Nixon doesn't look so sick You're the real Tricky Dick We can hardly stand the wait Please Senate, seal his fate We can hardly stand the wait Please Senate, seal his fate