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To: James H. Irwin who wrote (8108)12/16/1998 1:39:00 PM
From: Atticus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

#9. No Thanks. Just sniffing.

#8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7. Mom will love this.

#6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?

#5. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4. Will you model this for me???

#3. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2. 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!

...And the number one thing that a man should never , ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:

#1. Does this come in children's sizes?