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To: William Brotherson who wrote (34154)	12/17/1998 9:02:00 AM
From: Jane4IceCream	Respond to of 50264

LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! Now, THAT was funny!! But how come you dont just put up a fence so the dog cant wander into your yard? If its the aestetics (sp?) or something, they now have those invisible fences out for doggies. Have a nice day. Jane

To: William Brotherson who wrote (34154)	12/17/1998 4:26:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

I have really enjoyed the last couple days... Stories Bill! Great job! Thought I would share something I just came across... anybody with ANY military experience will have a feeling of deja vu... I'm sure. Lazarus, grinning because I know its only 30 days away! ********************************************************************* Maintenance complaints Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews. Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement." Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire." Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough." Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft." Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid." Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal." Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage." Problem: "The autopilot doesn't." Signed off: "IT DOES NOW." Problem: "Something loose in cockpit." Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit." Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear." Solution: "Evidence removed.." Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud." Solution: "Volume set to more believable level." Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield." Solution: "Live bugs on order." Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent." Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground." Problem: "IFF inoperative." Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode." Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick." Solution: "That's what they're there for." Problem: "Number three engine missing." Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."