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Pastimes : The Mistletoe Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Edwarda who wrote (316)12/19/1998 8:09:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 463
 
Edwarda, I have a physical affliction known to the medical profession as "beaver teeth syndrome". Any girl who tries to kiss me risks having her lower jaw gnawed off like a maple sapling. I kissed a girl on the neck once and before you could say hemoglobin her carotid artery was spraying me in the face like a garden hose. My romantic interludes consists mainly of patting girls on the head and asking them if they want a cookie.

Jim



To: Edwarda who wrote (316)12/20/1998 1:12:00 AM
From: Druss  Respond to of 463
 
Edwarda--Sorry about that. I am still suffering from taking on my nephew today in wrestling.
He is eight years old and weighs about 1/4 of what I do. He beat the living tar out of me. That is about 200 to 300 straight matches he has won since around the time he turned three. The margin of victory is increasing for him as is the amount of bodily harm I bring home. He is teaching me the wisdom of picking on someone my own size.
Here is a smooch for you but no hugs until the pain killers kick in.
Druss