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To: Aitch who wrote (675)12/20/1998 6:24:00 AM
From: Harley Davidson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 733
 
In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger a little while back. Here's David Letterman's explanations.

The Top Ten List--"McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac" As presented on the 08/22/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan".
9. Condom, condiment--what's the damn difference?
8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe".
7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.
5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal".
4. So what--a regular Big Mac is 60% latex, anyway.
3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"
2. Drive-thru speaker broken--"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device".
1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.