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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (23236)12/20/1998 3:15:00 PM
From: Ish  Respond to of 67261
 
I better try to put that fire out and save my 20s.

Now if you get any phoney 50s with Grant on them or 100s with Franklin's picture, send them to me and I will get rid of them for you.



To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (23236)12/20/1998 6:14:00 PM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
Teachers Ordered to Do the
Homework of Struggling
Students

SAN RAFAEL, CA - Peter Garcia, Superintendent of the San Rafael Unified School District, today announced a new policy he developed to help struggling students pass their courses. He has ordered teachers to do their students homework for them. Said Garcia, "The reason that students struggle in school is because they don't feel valued. Having teachers do their homework for them will demonstrate to the students that their teachers value them. This will then rekindle the students' love for learning and their grades will improve."

Garcia's plan calls for all teachers to do the homework of each and every student with a current grade of a D or below. The teacher will do the homework until the student's grade raises to a C- or above. Said one teacher regarding Garcia's new policy, "If doing homework for my students will help them to feel valued, then the sacrifice is worth it."

Said one student who currently is failing all of his courses, "I'm not sure what they mean when they say I don't feel valued. Hell, I thought I was failing cause I come to school stoned. Plus I don't do my homework cause after school I'm too busy watching MTV and 'doin' my girlfriend. If the superintendent wants my teachers to do my homework for me, all I can say is 'cool'."