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Pastimes : The Mistletoe Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (351)12/20/1998 5:13:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 463
 
Your version:

>>"......It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
I wish I had a river
I could skate away on"<<

My version:

I wish I had a river
To dump my oil in
Oh I wish I had a river
To drown the kittens in

I wish I had a river
That really has a stink
Oh I wish I had a river
That no animal could drink

I wish I had a river
To flush my toilet in
Oh I wish I had a river
That no fish could live in

I wish I had a river
Filled with sludge and goo
Oh I wish I had a river
That I could give to you

Author: Ebenezer Scrooge