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To: The Osprey who wrote (3257)	12/23/1998 1:42:00 PM
From: Savant	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4201

Hunters or ???? Kind of Silly Bear Story Will's all excited about his new rifle, so he goes bear hunting in Alaska.The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Will bends over for the bear. He's sore for two days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Will heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got two choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Will bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"