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To: Volsi Mimir who wrote (1417)12/24/1998 4:58:00 AM
From: Volsi Mimir  Respond to of 13018
 
For those who totally missed the point
tribute to Mike Royko

By R. Bruce Dold

The kind of writing Royko did has become dangerous. Some people
thought that was because he wielded a weapon blunted by age, but that
wasn't the case. Some people just started to insist that no one could
be a target, intended or not.

His best pieces, his most controversial pieces, were written as
satire. And when he'd write satire, there were always a few people who
didn't see it coming.

At least once, he swore off ever writing satire again. He got a letter
from a reader who said Royko was an ignoramous, and he was ugly and
had a big nose to boot.

So Royko announced in his column that he had gone to a plastic surgeon
to have this deformity corrected. But the plastic surgeon had made a
terrible mistake and had grafted Royko's nose to his forehead. The
paper ran a doctored photo of Royko with a proboscis protruding just
below his hairline.

People called, in tears. People called, shaking in anger. They urged
him to sue the doctor. Hard as it is to believe, some people believed
he had a nose on his forehead.

After that, he told his friends that he would no longer write satire.
If there were newspaper readers who could actually believe he had a
nose above his eyes, then satire had no place in a newspaper.

excerpt from Chicago Tribune
chicagotribune.com.