To: randmiser who wrote (17169 ) 12/23/1998 8:42:00 AM From: randmiser Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 18444
From jive Brady To, dig dis: Terry, Blue and oda' esq's by, dig dis: Brady_00 (40/M/San Antonio, TX) 11674 of 11675Happy Holidays……… Please accept wid no obligashun, implied o' implicit mah' best wishes fo' an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, genda' neutral, celebrashun uh de winta' solstice holiday, practiced widin de most enjoyable tradishuns of de religious puh'suasion uh yo' choice, o' secular practices uh yo' choice, wid respect fo' de religious/secular puh'suasions and/o' tradishuns uh oders, o' deir choice not t'practice religious o' secular tradishuns at all... And some fiscally successful, sucka'ally fulfillin', and medically uncomplicated recognishun uh de onset uh de generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not widout due respect fo' de calendars uh choice uh oder cultures whose contribushuns t'society gots helped make America great, (not t'imply dat America be necessarily greata' dan any oda' country o' is de only "AMERICA" in de western hemisphere), and widout regard t'de race, creed, colo', age, physical ability, religious faid, o' sexual preference uh de wishee. (By acceptin' dis greetin', ya' is acceptin' dese terms. Dis greetin' is subject t'clarificashun o' widdrawal. It be freely transferable wid no alterashun t'de o'iginal greetin'. It implies no promise by de wisher to actually implement any uh de wishes fo' her/himself o' oders, and is void where prohibited by law, and be revocable at de sole discreshun of de wisher. Ah be baaad... Dis wish is warranted t'puh'fo'm as 'espected widin de usual applicashun of baaaad tidin's fo' some puh'iod uh one year, o' until de issuance uh a subsequent holiday greetin', whicheva' comes fust, and warranty be limited to replacement uh dis wish o' issuance uh a new wish at de sole discreshun uh de wisher. Ah be baaad...) Gots Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year. Ah be baaad... bb