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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Lacelle who wrote (24206)	12/23/1998 11:49:00 AM
From: Les H	Respond to of 67261

T'Was The Night Before Impeachment It was the night before Impeachment When at the White House, Bill Clinton was thinking, Time to bomb Iraq's louse; The missles were all counted And dispatched with glee, In hopes that Saddam Would be history. The Clintons were nestled All snug in their beds, While visions of Impeachment Danced in their heads; And Saddam in his robe And I in my cap, Had just settled down For a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed To see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters, And threw up the sash. The moon on the breast Of the new-fallen snow, Gave the luster of midday To tv cameras below, When what to my wondering Eyes would be seen, CNN Live on the scene. "Yes I ordered the bombs, To fall on Saddam's head, I want that the tyrant Would end up very dead.". More rapid than eagles Newscasters they came, Aasking the question, Is Impeachment to blame? "Now, Henry! Now, Newt!, Now William and John! How can you vote, While an air war is on?! At the White House! Just west of the Hill! Bill is on tv! Announcing with skill "As dry leaves that before The wild hurricane fly, I've ordered air strikes, On that Saddam Hussein guy." So down at the Capitol The Congressmen huddled, Clinton started a war, And Impeachment was muddled. And then in a twinkling, It was obvious that, Mr. Bill Clinton Had more lives than a cat.