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To: Larry Brew who wrote (9273)	12/23/1998 1:11:00 PM
From: Grashopper	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10786

ah SO --SO the new Field Marshall of the entire German army realized that the only way to continue the war was to get to their ally Japan which hadn't been invaded yet. So he booked Lufthansas next nonstop from Berlin to Tokyo,where he could carry on the war for the fuhrer. All went well until the plane PASSED OVER A exotic south seas island when engine trouble forced the plane to ditch at sea some miles from the island.THE calm PILOT ORDERED THE passengers to be calm and of course They obeyed. The Pilot then asked the passengers "Who are the Schwimmers? A group raised their hand and were instructed to follow the Pilot who took them to the wing closest to shore.He explained trhat if they would dive off and dog paddle ,the tides would put them on the nearby Beach in 15minutes. So off they dived and the pilot returned tothe cockpit to address the non -schwimmers before he also dived off to the Beach. This is your pilot Capt Gruder "To all the non-schwimmers on board the plane will sink in 8minutes. Thank you for flying LUFTHANSA...........................(hope Norma liked it)