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To: CraigMeister who wrote (1061)	12/24/1998 3:31:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 2733

Q. How do you get a Vikings Fan off your porch? A. Pay him for the pizza. Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Vikings? A: Cheerios belong in a Bowl. Q: What's the difference between a dead Vikings fan lying in the road and a dead Packers fan lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the Packers fan. Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Minnesota? A: A tourist. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Minnesota? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men. Q: Why did the Vikings fan climb over the chain link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Did you know that a Vikings fan invented the toothbrush? A: Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teethbrush. Q: Did you hear about that Viking fan that died at a pie eating contest? A: The cow kicked him in the head.