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To: E'Lane who wrote (34823)12/24/1998 10:42:00 AM
From: Mark S. Schroeder  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Not long ago and not far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of the elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.....

then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit......

this stressed Santa even more.....

when he went to harness the reindeer he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out heaven
knows where.....more stress......

and then when Santa began to load the sleigh one of the boards on the sleigh cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered all the toys.......so, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.......

but he found that the elves had hit the liquor cupboard and there was nothing there to drink......(bummer)

and in his frustration he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.....

he went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.....

just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.....he opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree.

And the angel said: "Santa, where would you like to put this Christmas tree??"

And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.......



To: E'Lane who wrote (34823)12/24/1998 10:42:00 AM
From: Steve  Respond to of 50264
 
Well thank you and I'm always at peace. I have started a T shirt business. My first ones I call The Presidential Line. It shows a cartoon likeness of Clinton with the statement, "Doing the work of the American people, one woman at a time." Was thinking of sending Hilary one showing her I had no hard feeling towards her. Hmmmm come to think of it I don't think Bill does either.



To: E'Lane who wrote (34823)12/24/1998 10:51:00 AM
From: Moosie  Respond to of 50264
 
{{{{{{E'Lane}}}}}}}

Off to do my Christmas Shopping LOL

Just a note to all my friends down south who are driving in the snow<gg> a few rules about winter driving.

Remember, Four wheel drive will get you moving faster and just put you further into the ditch, Go slow, relax and enjoy the day.

moosie