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To: SG who wrote (39742)12/25/1998 1:21:00 PM
From: topwright  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 41046
 
Scott,

I'll use it... :)

Here is one you may want to tell when the in-laws arrive.

A young married couple get into a terrible accident. The young bride is thrown through the windshield, her face a mess.
When the husband awakes in the hospital he is told of his beautiful wife's scarred face, and that she is in bad need of a skin graft to restore her beauty. Unfortunately due to her thin figure there is not enough skin to use for grafting.

He immediately volunteers his skin for the delicate procedure. Due to the softness and texture they proceed to remove skin from his buttocks and graft it to his wife's face.

Weeks later the bandages are removed and low and behold she is more beautiful then ever. As the months pass she is continually complimented on her glowing beauty, she is told how she is even more beautiful then during her reign as Miss Idaho.

Her whole life leaps forward in a very positive manner, all types of good things happen that she attributes to her new beauty.

One day she comes home after having been promoted to Vice President of Public Relations and is just thrilled. She says to her husband "I just don't know how I will ever thank you for what you have done for me, I know it was terribly painful for you to donate the skin, but I just never will be able to repay you for this....

"Oh don't worry honey" he says, "Everytime I see your mother kiss your cheeks, that is payment enough for me"

Merry Merry
rb



To: SG who wrote (39742)12/25/1998 10:37:00 PM
From: Stretch  Respond to of 41046
 
Ha Ha Ha that is a good one. I probably would have answered the same way. Grin. Thanks for the light moment.

Phil