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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (1635)12/28/1998 2:43:00 PM
From: Daniel Miller  Respond to of 13018
 
Just some stuff not really quotes.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
An American is a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Why are panies plural and why is bra singular?
If Waffle House is open 24-7-365 why do they have locks on the doors?
Why does the word MONOSYLLABIC have five syllables?