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To: somethingwicked who wrote (3830)	12/30/1998 6:25:00 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Respond to of 30928

POORLAND, Wash. (AP) -- It was learned this afternoon that joeH had several porpoises in his pool, a serious violation of the law. He was also observed carrying several baby sea gulls into his house this morning, but in order to get into his house, he had to step over a few lions that were resting and blocking his front door. The State Attorney's office announced this afternoon that joeH was finally arrested for transporting underage gulls over sedate lions for illegal porpoises. His arraignment is scheduled for tomorrow morning. GZ