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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (3587)	12/30/1998 1:32:00 PM
From: Josef Svejk	Respond to of 4295

Humbly report, Jeff, by Jove I think I've got it! Hell2000.com, a web site [http://www.hell2000.com ] to be launched next April 1st will give visitors a "virtual pilgrimage to Hell," said to receive more than 1 million hits per Monday afternoon, and will announce plans to make an initial public offering, while another million people will register on the site on April Fool's, when it will broadcast the Hell's Bells midnight skinny dip from Hell. (http://www.destination.ky/hell.htm) In addition to offering virtual guided tours of Hell, the site will help arrange visits to the island where shell companies are born and also arrange untraceable bank deposits in the area. There is no charge to become a member of Hell2000.com. Shilling, presumably, is optional. I remain humbly dreaming of snorkeling, by the mail slot of the FBN mail room, virtually near the first arch of the Mala Strana side of Charles Bridge, where they serve great hot rum, gratis for me, yours truly, hellish, Svejk proofsheet.com