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To: Moonray who wrote (18061)	12/31/1998 4:13:00 PM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 22053

Oh boy....... where to begin? <g> dumblaws.com Howz about CAuliflower: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. [Better watch yerself, Scrapps] It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal in for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. [and leering from your neighbors] Or, perhaps FLorida: Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. [I guess you can't wear the pink chiffon tonight afterall] Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. [And causes one hell of a rash] Our icy friends in MiNnisota fared quite well: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street Unlike my neck-o-the woods: A Texican Standoff: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It's illegal to posess realistic dildos. [as opposed to unrealistic ones?] Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. [except on even or odd dates] There's plenty more where these came from. Happy New Year, All!

To: Moonray who wrote (18061)	12/31/1998 5:17:00 PM
From: Scrapps	Respond to of 22053

PARTTTTYYYY TIME!!! Hashy shnew hear Ghoster Posters! Did the ball drop yet? Where's Johnny Carson? Anyone going to Slime Square? I got satellite...that gives me at least three shots (triple) at catching the ball dropping, not counting replays. Rock around the clock with our big buddy Dick Clark and Lyle Lovett and his Big Band. Ah but Waylon gave his seat to the Big Bopper...so wheres Garth? None of them Welk like bubble bands. Maybe I'll stay home and Get Shorty on New year Eve. Did you know the Sci-Fi channel is going to have 42 hours of "The Twilight Zone" on New Years Day? How are they going to do that...Time warp maybe. Talk about the Fifth Dimension my cyber party pals. If you don't feel like having a toddy now...you can watch "The Crocodile Hunter" NY's Eve marathon, that fellow is without fear...but may cause you to gulp down a couple shots of snake bite medicine as a purely preventative measure. The Discovery Channel has Alien Space, area 51, are we alone UFO stuff...which, could cause you to need refills for your tankard of Moon juice. I may just get a Wild Hare and watch Bugs Bunny on the Cartoon Channel, while sharing fire water with Yosimite Sam...tha tha tha that's all folks....scoot over piggys. Oh do I feel a case of the swine flu comin on. Anyone hear about there being Cheese Heads coming to 3Com park? Green Bay Packers in San Francisco doesn't sound good...at all. Wonder if them 9ers have wireless PalmPilots in the huddle. Geezz...all this and I haven't had a sip yet. May your New year be Happy and all your loses be my profits...WHOOPS...I mean, may my profits be your loses. Well that's my profit lose statement for 98. The most...or least I can do is this... Stock Tips for 99: * AWRE * TEKCD * RMAG * BUY.COM Whatever it's symbol may be.