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Pastimes : ISOMAN AND HIS CAVE OF SOLITUDE -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ISOMAN who wrote (94)1/23/1999 6:47:00 AM
From: ISOMAN  Respond to of 539
 
Love And The Cabbie

I was in New York the other day and rode with a friend in a taxi.
When we got out, my friend said to the driver, "Thank you for the ride.
You did a superb job of driving."
The taxi driver was stunned for a second. Then he said, "Are you a
wise guy or something?"
"No, my dear man, and I'm not putting you on. I admire the way you
keep cool in heavy traffic."
"Yeah," the driver said and drove off.
"What was that all about?" I asked.
I am trying to bring love back to New York," he said. "I believe
it's the only thing that can save the city."
"How can one man save New York?"
"It's not one man. I believe I have made that taxi driver's day.
Suppose he has 20 fares. He's going to be nice to those 20 fares because
someone was nice to him. Those fares in turn will be kinder to their
employees or shopkeepers or waiters or even their own families. Eventually
the goodwill could spread to at least 1,000 people. Now that isn't bad, is
it?"
"But you're depending on that taxi driver to pass your goodwill to
others."
"I'm not depending on it," my friend said. "I'm aware that the
system isn't foolproof so I might deal with ten different people today. If
out of ten I can make three happy, then eventually I can indirectly
influence the attitudes of 3,000 more."
"It sounds good on paper," I admitted, "but I'm not sure it words in
practice."
"Nothing is lost if it doesn't. It didn't take any of my time to
tell that man he was doing a good job. He neither received a larger tip
nor a smaller tip. If it fell on deaf ears, so what? Tomorrow there will
be another taxi driver I can try to make happy."
"You're some kind of a nut," I said.
"That shows how cynical you have become. I have made a study of
this. The thing that seems to be lacking, besides money of course, for our
postal employees, is that no one tells people who work for the post office
what a good job they're doing."
"But they're not doing a good job."
"They're not doing a good job because they feel no one cares if they
do or not. Why shouldn't someone say a kind word to them?"
We were walking past a structure in the process of being built and
passed five workmen eating their lunch. My friend stopped. "That's a
magnificent job you men have done. It must be difficult and dangerous
work."
The workmen eyed my friend suspiciously.
"When will it be finished?"
"June, a man grunted.
"Ah. That really is impressive. You must all be very proud."
We walked away. I said to him, "I haven't seen anyone like you since
The Man From LaMancha."
"When those men digest my words, they will feel better for it.
Somehow the city will benefit from their happiness."
"But you can't do this all alone!" I protested. "You're just one
man."
"The most important thing is not to get discouraged. Making people
in the city become kind again is not an easy job, but if I can enlist
other people in my campaign. . ."
You just winked at a very plain-looking woman," I said.
"Yes, I know," he replied. "And if she's a schoolteacher, her class
will be in for a fantastic day."

By Art Buchwald



To: ISOMAN who wrote (94)1/23/1999 6:50:00 AM
From: ISOMAN  Respond to of 539
 


Big Tipper
Joe Park
Tokyo Joe's Societe Anonyme
BY ALEX WILLIAMS
A former lawyer for Hyundai and the ex-proprietor of the California Burrito and Tokyo
Joe's burrito chains, Joe Park emerged this year as a widely followed stock-picker in
the only place a refried entrepreneur could -- the Internet. The 40-year-old
Manhattanite has a zealous cult following of 800 traders, each of whom pays $600 a
year to scope Park's mainly small-cap picks, weigh in on pet stocks, and natter about
rate cuts on Tokyo Joe's Societe Anonyme, a subscribers-only Website. But the main
attraction is the Lord High Tipster himself. In December, Park gave the thumbs up to
Infoseek, a buy at $33. Within a week, the stock was at $49. "Anyone can do this,"
Park says passionately -- and often. Thumbing his nose at Wall Street's buy-and-hold
bromides, Park is a proud "momentum" investor, a stock-market Lothario who loves
'em and leaves 'em while encouraging his followers to do the same. "Whenever there's a
profit, or a loss of five percent, we bail out," says Park, bluntly. "We're not married to
any stocks." A disclaimer on the site states (none too convincingly) that his and the picks
of others "are not investment advice." It also points out that Park could be selling his
stock as others are buying it.
This circus of speculation sounds perilous to some. But others swear by Joe's juice.
Park claims he pulled down $1.4 million last year alone. He also got rid of of his last
Tokyo Joe's, on East 53rd Street. He didn't sell it. He gave it away -- to his longtime
cook Maria Guillermo. "I was making enough money," he says, coolly.
Living dangerously: As Park's profile has grown, so has his gaggle of critics, who
believe Park is a "pump-and-dump" Barnum. Says one, "Buying a 75-cent stock and
then getting all your sheep to run after it a few days later isn't investing." This skeptic
claims he's made money shorting Park-puffed stocks.
Moneymaking mantra: "People who buy long are suckers," says Park. "That's where
the angst comes in."
Where he's headed in '99: "I still like Onsale," says Park. "It's a Net-based discount
auction house that has bigger customer base than eBay or uBid combined. I also still like
AOL, which I bought at 853Ž4, and I think it has more room to go. En Pointe
Technologies is an online distributor of computer-related stuff. They do almost half a
billion a year and the book value is greater than the stock price, which I predict will rise
400 percent in '99."