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Pastimes : What are you going to do in 1999 -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Neenny who wrote (80)1/2/1999 9:36:00 PM
From: TH  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 166
 
Now I don't know about all sex, but on a whole golf is better than sex for a number of reasons.

1. I takes a lot longer.
2. It requires a great deal more skill.
3. You can eat, drink, smoke, and tell jokes while you are doing it.
4. It never complains that your club is not big enough.
5. You get to drive a really cool little car.

It is also the fastest method I have ever known for sizing up a business associate. If a guy will lie about his game to himself, then you can bet your last doughnut that guy is going to lie to you.

Worked for a company once where the president shot 80 everytime he went out. Played with him once and realized he only counts the first nine holes.