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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rambi who wrote (16068)	1/3/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: Gauguin	Respond to of 71178

Obviously, you need to un-plug your board and slither to the nearest Keyboard Kimosabe [R with a circle around it (I lost mine, Alex)]; provided by Gaugie GigaWorks. Our advertising is easy. We simply arrive at dens of houses like yours, with micro-camera equipment and a biologist, and reduce owners to tears. "You're really a pig, Mam." "I've seen cleaner gas stations." "If you're not sick, we are." "I'm confiscating this." We'll be in Safeway this Spring. Bring a dollar. The mouse is free. No wait ~ fifty cents.

To: Rambi who wrote (16068)	1/3/1999 4:46:00 PM
From: Gauguin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Pray think about the mechanical benefits of Keyboard Cleansing. They Need Immunization Too. Protection, from the Pounding, Demanding, and Insensitive. The Neglectful. Those of High Goop-n-Goober Threshold. How would YOU like to work with a two-by-twelve jammed under your butt? With Super Glue between your fingers? In a constant basting of pralines and cream? The loss of your keyboard's ability to end sentences is a cry for help. Period. A foreshadow of the end of it's life. You savage.