Hillary Millhous Clinton!
Dateline: 03/25/98
Our first major exposure to her as a nation came on that fateful night in 1992 when she sat, headband strategically in place, holding darling Bill's hand, and telling us, "I'm not some little woman who is standing by her man, here!" And with that she proceeded to convince a large majority of the electorate that poor little Billy had been wrongfully accused by a "painted woman" of scarlet virtue!
Even though we heard the tapes where Bill told Gennifer to "Just Lie! They can't prove it! Just lie!", we knew when Hillary looked into the camera and said that since she had forgiven and she believed in Bill, it was basically the constitutional duty of the rest of us to do the same!
With that first national exposure to Hillary's headband, the country followed her logic as carefully as any country song has ever sung out the mournful, "Stand By Your Man!". Hell, if Hillary could forgive his little tiny faults - couldn't the rest of us?
Few knew then that Hillary Clinton would also say, the first day after her husband was inaugurated, that henceforth she was to be called, "Hillary Rodham Clinton". Some of us cringed and wondered if we needed to insert some regal title in there somewhere.
Even fewer of us knew that some 20 years before, in the mid 1970's, that one of Hillary's first gigs was to work for the Watergate Congressional Committee. She did research with Bernie Nessbaum. In point of fact, some of her research was used as the basis for the proposed impeachment of Richard Millhous Nixon.
Hillary is nothing if she is not a very intelligent woman. She always excelled academically throughout out her school career. Her appointment to the Watergate Committee speaks to her excellence in ability and skill.
Hillary also worked on the appeal involving Nixon's asserting "Executive Privilege" when the Watergate Committee subpoenaed the audio tapes that he had made of various conversations with his aides and others. After Judge Sirica got through kicking Nixon's butt all over Washington, the Nixon team appealed his order denying the Executive Privilege. The Supreme Court of the United States kicked him around a little more and voted unanimously for Nixon to turn the tapes over to the Court forthwith. With that, Nixon took his leave and resigned.
You needed to know about Hillary's previous legal successes. It is with that knowledge that make us all gasp to know she is pushing that bastion of White House barristers to now challenge that same court in Washington, D. C., for that same Executive Privilege not only for Billy, but for herself!
Don't cock your head at me that way - it makes me nervous! You and I and half the Sixth Grade at the local school know that she is no more entitled to "Executive Privilege" than the local church mouse! But that has not dissuaded her.
Try to remember that despite the many revelations of Bill's wicked, wicked ways, his poll numbers have continued to remain high. This has puzzled more than a few of us, by the way!
Over the last two months of this latest scandal, they have "tested" this popularity, and it seems no matter what they do or say, it continues to remain high. There is even a Clinton joke to the effect that if his numbers go down, he'll reveal a new scandal so they will go back up!
So why not push it all the way? Thus, we have a demand being made on the courts of this country that is simply unheard of. Who in the hell ever heard of Executive Privilege covering the president's wife?
Their argument, of course, is that she acts as an "advisor" to him and based on the Supreme Court holding in the Mike Espy case that Executive Privilege could be extended to high level advisors, they now say that Hillary qualifies.
Hillary has let us all know she would never think of fitting into the old fashioned role of wife and confidante. No, she is much more intelligent and important than that. Still, there are some of my fellow females who would relish explaining to Hillary that being a loving wife and confidante is probably one of the most valuable and rewarding jobs one can have, and no such companion needs or wants Executive Privilege. (In fact, there is a spousal protection for the pillow talk between married people.)
But we can hardly fault Hillary for not wanting to brag about her marital situation with Bill. After all, he has not only broken every conceivable vow held sacred in marriage, he has also rubbed it in her face and let the world know as well the low esteem in which he surely must hold his beloved wife!
No, Hillary learned a long time ago that there is a wonderful replacement for fidelity and endearments from an apparent loveless marriage. There is power!
And oh how sweet the taste of that heady wine! And Hillary has tasted it enough to know that she will go to any extreme necessary to keep from losing it.
Many have suspected that Hillary is the true "brains" behind the Clinton phenomenon. When the Lewinsky Scandal hit head on, Clinton looked and acted like a deer caught in headlights! A day or so later, Hillary took control and from that point on, the White House has been a lean, mean, fighting machine. If you dare cross them, her wrath is let loose on you. Dick Morris even thinks that she is actually now, "in charge" as a trade off for saving his butt.
Brothers and Sisters, the point I am so laboriously trying to make here is that Hillary knows that she is not entitled to the shield of Executive Privilege. She further knows, via her work with Watergate, that even Billy Boy is not entitled to use this protection when the issue has to do with illegal activity - most especially when it involves a sandal of the likes of Monica Lewinsky and various other female victims throughout the land. (It is designed to protect the president and his aides from having to reveal matters of national security or military matters to those not authorized to have the information.)
All this jumping through hoops is because the Clintons do not want Bruce Lindsay to testify to certain things. He is Clinton's closest advisor and he knows where the bodies are buried. Sidney Blumenthal, affectionately known as "Sid Vicious" to those who know him, is Hillary's confidante and she is determined that he not testify to any of her plotting and scheming. Thus - she is demanding the Executive Privilege be extended to any Aides that have had conversations with her!
Brothers and Sisters, this is a sad time in our history. The corruption that we witness daily has inured much of our country to the point of not caring what the outcome may be. They have chosen to take a blind stance and look myopically at their "possessions" and state that all else be damned - "Let me have my "stuff"!
This is not what made America great! Americans have never been so wrapped up in their small selfish selves that they could not take on the task of saving this country. And my friends, this county must be saved. We are on the verge of losing it entirely unless we take courage in hand and tend to our duties.
It is not just a constitutional right for us, it is an ultimatum that love of country and freedom demand.
Ah Politics! Ain't It Grand!
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