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To: AlienTech who wrote (5441)1/5/1999 4:16:00 PM
From: Jay Lyons  Respond to of 43080
 
So God decides he's had enough and it's time to bring the world to an end. He contacts the three most important people on Earth to tell them that the world will come to an end on Decemer 31, 1999...the Pope, the head Rabbi of Jeruselum, and Bill Gates.

The Pope then gathers his Bishops and tells them "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is he's going to destroy us all."

The Rabbi gathers his people and tells them "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is he's going to destroy us all."

Bill Gates gathers his executives and tells them "I have good news, and more good news. The good news is that I'm one of the three most important people in the world. The rest of the good news is that this Y2K thing isn't going to be such a problem after all."