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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (1864)1/6/1999 2:55:00 AM
From: X Y Zebra  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13018
 
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it - even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

- Buddha

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (1864)1/6/1999 3:03:00 AM
From: X Y Zebra  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 13018
 
Dave Barry is a columnist for the Chicago Tribune

The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked. For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goes:

"N'wam k'honi soit qui mali,"

which means, "If you think you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of Northern Mali that you may be interested in."

So it's not considered pornographic when National Geographic publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason naked, or whatever.

But if National Geographic were to publish an article entitled "The Girls of the California Junior College System Hunt the Wildebeest Naked," some people would call it pornography. But others would not.

And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev. Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked.

- Dave Barry, "Pornography"