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To: ccportfolio who wrote (1118)	1/7/1999 10:15:00 PM
From: Karin	Respond to of 2733

Subject: Shopping A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are actually buying the cat food for your cat." So the lady goes home, gets her cat and comes back to the store where she is allowed to purchase the cat food. The next day she tried to buy three cans of dog food, but ran into the same problem. She had to show the dog before they would sell her the dog food. So she went home got her dog, brought it back to the store and was sold the dog food. The next day the lady brought in a box with a hole in it. She asked the girl at the counter to stick her finger into the hole. "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and said to the lady, "That smells like shit!" "It is, smiled the little old lady, now can I have three rolls of toilet paper?"