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Pastimes : Folks Who Pick Up Flaming Dog Waste -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: K A Anderson who wrote (4)1/8/1999 10:27:00 PM
From: John R Resseger  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 231
 
I pick up dog waste and put it in the leaf pile.

I'm going to IPO the entire thing as dogshit.com

We have a seperate tracking stock for revenues from the giant shit eating worms division. We are expecting to be selling $32Million by 2003. Demographics show that there will be 100Million people trying to catch the one big fish left by then.

Revenues for our Clinton Brand All Natural Bulk Laxitive, made from our aged two year mix, will be applied toward the Common 7,000,000 Shares being issue out of authorised 100,000,000.

10% of Revenues go to Legal defence fund of the expected 234,000 co-defendents in the Clinton Perjury trial of 2002.

Several lbs. a week are given to Hiraldo and Jerry Spence in exchange for personel testomonials.

Expected Price $11-$13 HornBlower & Weeks

Contact Haman Rarry 1 812 321-7878 ext. 7448

If the dogs die, we have access to a Kmart near a bus line.

Added revenue from waste removal can be expected, and in fact you can go out tonight and spend that money right now, but you would be foolish because it is snowing and raining and you can buy anything on the internet anyhow!

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