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To: Karin who wrote (1124)	1/9/1999 5:16:00 PM
From: Millionairess	Respond to of 2733

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

To: Karin who wrote (1124)	1/9/1999 6:45:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 2733

Goldie, a recent widow, was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the older gentleman reading a book on the blanket beside her. "Hello, sir," she interrupted, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded and then returned quickly to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he informed her politely before returning to his reading. Undaunted, Goldie continued. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on her,ravaging Goldie like she'd never been before. As the cloud of sand began to settle,Goldie asked the man,"How did you know that's what I wanted?" He replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"