i swear, man,
if you get me out
of my short position,
without declaring bankruptcy,
i promise
man,
I will never short another stock,
for as long as i live,
man,
this is it,
i promise i will admit
that i am wrong,
and i will never,
ever,
until the end of time,
short another stock,
i thought,
shorting a concept,
was the right thing to do,
i thought,
going 100 percent against the grain,
or was it with the crowd,
hell,
i don't remember now,
but it was something,
anyway,
i swear,
on a stack of bibles,
man,
if you get me out of this short position,
without declaring bankruptcy,
i will get a job,
go back to work,
pay my taxes,
and be an honest citizen,
i will never,
ever talk another company down,
i will never,
ever,
say anything bad,
about anybody,
i promise man,
i will help old ladies,
cross the street,
i will give
legless guys,
on the streetcorner,
my change,
i will be a good citizen,
man,
i will never abuse anyone
on si again,
please man,
i am desperate..... |
