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To: E who wrote (1993)1/10/1999 8:22:00 PM
From: mr.mark  Respond to of 13018
 
you had to ask... :)

okay, i'll be back with the dirty lowdown in a few.



To: E who wrote (1993)1/10/1999 8:30:00 PM
From: Savant  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13018
 
From an ad for the employment of out of work Fishermen.



To: E who wrote (1993)1/10/1999 8:54:00 PM
From: mr.mark  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13018
 
Deteriorata

go placidly among the noise & waste & remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep. rotate your tires. speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though they may be turkeys. know what to kiss and when. consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do. whenever possible put people on hold. be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time, their is always a big fortune in computer maintenance. remember the pueblo. strive at all times to bend, spindle and mutilate. know yourself: if you need help call the FBI. exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closet to you. that lemon on your left for instance. be assured that a walk through the oceans of most souls would surely get your feet wet. fall not in love therefore: it will stick to your face. gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna. taiwan: and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. hire people with hooks. for a good time call 606-4311: ask for ken. take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese: and reflect that whatever misfortunes may be your lot, it could only be worse in milwaukee. you are a fluke of the universe: you have no right to be here, and whether you care to hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. therefore make peace with your god whatever you conceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. with all its hopes, dreams, promises & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. give up.

[a spoof of Desiderata from around 1969]