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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (4189)1/12/1999 8:35:00 AM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 30928
 
****Attention All Members Of Insults Only****

After receiving a number of PM's regarding our host and favorite target GZ, one question has been asked repeatedly, what the hell does GZ stand for? We will finally answer this question...drum roll please...with the "what the hell does GZ stand for" contest!

Listed below are a number of possibilities, please pick your favorite or write one in, have fun! Note: We have already established that ground is where he usually winds up.

1.) Zero: The number of I.Q. points he possesses over his age.

2.) Zero: The number of friends he had after his pet rat Squeaky died.

3.) Zero: The number of presents he receives at Christmas.

4.) Zero: The effort he puts into anything with the exception of drinking.

5.) Zero: The amount of respect he enjoys from his peers.

6.) Zero: The number of times he didn't piss on the toilet seat.

I could go on but unlike Zero I have a job, feel free to add to the list.

NM Thinking it's #2