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To: Dean Dumont who wrote (15676)1/12/1999 10:26:00 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Respond to of 26163
 
Top Five Things Said to Mike Sylver, Overheard in Nevada District Court

5. "Will it be the usual courtroom today?"

4. "Here's your coffee. Based on yesterday's close that'll be 250 shares. Can you tell me one more time when you expect that judgment in your favor?"

3. "Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing you rehearse. Didn't you mean to say you found the pieces of glass on the inside not the outside?"

2. "If I drop a basketball and one of your checks from the same height, which one will bounce higher?"

1. "Would you like to be shackled to the chair or table today?"

- Jeff