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To: MY OPINION who wrote (175)1/13/1999 3:06:00 AM
From: nihil  Respond to of 1582
 
Gallumping a Belly Boil

Twice a jowly asshound, gallumped with a belly boil
Under the shit on a Koala-Bear's knee
And he sat on his ass as he waited til his belly boiled
Thou'll vomit beeswing in my tea for me

Down came a june bug to tinkle in the belly boil,
Jumbucked the asshound and grabbed him and peed,
And he purged as he shucked that june bug in his truckle bed.
Thou'll vomit beeswing in my tea for me

Down came the shotgun, muzzled to a truckle bed,
Down came the popcorn, tweet, tweet, tweet
Where's the stinking junebug thou hast in thy truckle bed.
Thou'll vomit beeswing in my tea for me.

Up jummed the asshound and scrummed into the belly boil
Thou'll nigger jitney a love quoth he,
And his falsehood be curried as it eggo's o'er the belly boil.
Thou'll vomit beeswing in my tea for me.



To: MY OPINION who wrote (175)1/13/1999 9:53:00 AM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1582
 
The Camel (To the tune: Touraley, Touraleyuh)

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
One night in a fit of mad passion,
It attempted to bugger the Sphinx.

Now the Sphinx's posterior orifice,
Is clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.