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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Glenn who wrote (7295)	1/13/1999 1:19:00 AM
From: Junkyardawg	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 90042

Glenn, Glad you recognize the importance of therapeutic humor. It helps keep us healthy. I ran across this today and thought it was appropriate for investors. With the ups and downs of the 1998 stock market comes the following stock quotations: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Sheila (dawg's wife)