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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6428)1/16/1999 2:04:00 AM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Lee:

don't think twice about what Druss has said. as i alluded to in an earlier post, the hullucinations are getting the best of him. the tbird was bad enough, but the scotch has driven him over the edge. one of his long suffering neighbors called me just the other night and said Druss was over scotched again, running around the neighborhood in a loin cloth, beating his chest and shouting 'i am Tarzan of the stock jungle, Cheetah, Cheetah where are you.'

i think you can understand my concerns. i have the loveliest rehab home picked out for him, only a few minors papers for him to sign and he is on his way to recovery. but, he is being difficult. Lee, any help you could give me would be much appreciated. i would be more than willing to compensate you for your time and effort out of Druss's estate, which if he ever signs those damn papers, i will be in charge of. i know Druss would think it was money well spent and thank you for your help when he recovers.

19 !! you can't help but wonder, where did the years go? nice touch with the roses and the dumpster, i'm sure your wife delights and takes pride in your frugality. shopping together, howling with laughter, why, even the clerks join in the fun. yes indeed, your story should be held up as a shining example of what a true marriage is really about. it brought tears to my eyes.

oh, and contact me anytime regarding the Druss thing. the sooner the better, i'm so worried about him

foxy



To: Blue On Black who wrote (6428)1/19/1999 12:35:00 AM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Deer Druss
I am writin to tell you I gots a new pickup. I is as happy as a pig in slop.
I got it cuz my uncle Elmer Jay was runnin some moonshine an the revenooers started after him. He run his truk full of shine off this hear cliff and it got stuck part ways down. It were a new truk an he said I cud have it if I cud figer a way to git it back up. But whin I went over thar an saw it I new it were hopeless. Nuthin cud even git down ther much less git it up.
But the Wolf heared me talking to Elmer Jay and she heared me say it was stuk ther ferever, she clumb down ther and brung it up. Then she brung it home fer me. She had a bar she had kilt too. I reckin that put her in a special gud mood cause she luvs huntin bars cause they fight back. Poor thangs they wud be better off if they wud just let ther throats git tore out.
Anyways I even said 'Thank you fer the truk, that is the nicest thang you ever dun fer me.' She didnt even mangle me or nuthin for sayin somethin nice to her. She jest threw the bar at me and said 'Skin this, leave the meat raw. I only got you the truk cause if you got a truk you won't be round here so dammed much.'
Is that sweet or wot? So now I gots a almost new Chevolase...Chevroalak...Chevss...Ford pickup. I does haves a problim. I needs to git gas. You has all my mony in my accont at yer brokerige, an I needs some fer gas. The only thang I kin use without gas is the shine an I thinks it is too gud fer that. I am sendin you a bottle to try out and see whut I mean.
Yers truley
Lee

Dear Lee
As you know I don't normally release money to investors from their account. They always seem to want it at crucial times when the market is most in their favor. So in their best interests I hold it. In this case however I think it would be a shame to use that moonshine on your new truck. I think it would tear it up. It sure tore me up. My liver thought it had been hit by an antitank shell.
So I am sending you $200 for gas and a bit extra. [I know how you feel about my checks but this one will work.] Keep the $200 for gas and use the rest to ship the moonshine to me.
Yours
Druss