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To: BANCHEE who wrote (4773)	1/16/1999 2:24:00 PM
From: snerd	Respond to of 56535

All... Humor... : ) Saw this posted on the newsgroups: Dotcom dot com! Two dotcom's in one name... it will make the investors go C-R-A-Z-Y ! Priced at a highly affordable $99999, only. No history, guaranteed, or your money back. We can also arrange a consistent negative yearly income for an extra charge. (We hire uncle Lupo to bet on horses all day long. A tough job, because he wins every now and then.) The site is conceived in a way as not to clash with any acquiring company's profile. (How? Simply. It does nothing, period.) Is your company specializing in coal mining, orthopedic devices, sea exploration, or other Net-independent business? Acquire Dotcom dot com and double your stock's standing overnight! The site's total lack of business activity is also excellent to foil all attempts of outsider value estimation. Trust us, we know it the best when we say, it's worth 46 quadrillion 350 million 216 thousand dollars and 36 cents,(that's about 23 quadrillion per GIF... hey, no wonder, they are animated! Are you aware what animated GIFs cost, nowadays? and ours are interlaced, too!) Given the site's enormous potential to expand its "do nothing" activity to intergalactic proprotions, we can say it offers an endless growth potential. Grab Dotcom dot com today! Only $99999! Please don't hesitate to email George at Dotcom dot com's Takeover Relations Department with any business inquiry you might have.